Top 21 Complaints/Arguments/Issues My Wife has with my Bourbon Hobby

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  Today I’m very thankful for my healthy family, my job and my bourbon collection.  My wife is less thankful about my Bourbon hobby and I jotted down the top 21 issues we have… My hope is that this will provide some comfort, laughs and solidarity with those who are going through the same problems.  Everyone likes to know that they aren’t the only ones with these issues… if I forgot any, add them in the comments!  Thank you for reading. (This post was inspired by Subourbia… link at the bottom).

  1. Constantly negotiating how many liquor stores we can stop at when going on family trips or drives to any new area…
  2. Excessive packing material, boxes, popcorn, bubble wrap in my home office, closet, everywhere…
  3. Having to rescue perfectly shaped bourbon shipping boxes from the trash that are former Amazon.com boxes… then see #2
  4. Any errands that I go on my own often take 2-3x longer than normal due to unforeseen liquor store stops…
  5. Most stops only take 2-3 minutes, but every once in a while you hit a honey pot and that can take 20-30 minutes to negotiate with the owner and find all the good stuff, and you can guarantee by the time you get back to the car, both kids are melting down and you have a dozen nasty texts to hurry up…
  6. Having too many bottles in general being accused of being a hoarder, or obsessive, etc…
  7. Empty Glencairn glasses littered around the house on bookshelves, ledges, etc…
  8. Going to restaurants or bars together and me complaining about either having a bad selection or overpricing the good stuff…
  9. I will decline restaurant selections she suggests if the bourbon collection or bad or if they do not do wine corkage for free or at a reasonable price…
  10. She thinks it’s weird that I bring sample bottles or flasks of good stuff to family weddings or events that I know will be lacking on the quality…
  11. Roadies…. she hates that….
  12. Do I even need to mention how much I spend on bottles?  To be fair, 1/2 of it I trade or sell, or at least that’s what I tell her… 🙂
  13. Constantly taking long inhale smells with my nose deep in a Glencairn glass… she thinks it’s silly.
  14. She hates that I display empty bottles… I mean, can anyone actually recycle their old BTAC bottles?  I can’t.
  15. Whenever her brother comes over, it automatically becomes a Bourbon tasting event with at least ten Glencairn glasses…
  16. Late at night packing bottles to ship makes a lot of noise with the tape gun… lots of shushing around that one…
  17. My home office basically looks like a liquor store or bar… but a REALLY good bar!  Jack Rose is what I’m striving for here…
  18. She hates listening to any podcast related to liquor… sorry #ThePodcask #TheWhiskeyTopic #DadsDrinkingBourbon #BourbonPursuit #WhiskeyCast #WineEnthusiast #VinePair#BeastMastersClub #GuildSomm #VinePair
  19. Lots of furniture has tiny stains from drops of spilled cask strength whiskey that wasn’t cleaned up in time…
  20. (This is more for co-workers) I always need to get the airport a little early for international flights because I’m the only one checking a bag…. you’d be amazed how much good stuff you can get in Toronto if you know the right people… be sure to pack them well!!
  21. She still thinks it all smells like rubbing alcohol and prefers a nice Sancerre…

http://subourbia.com/inside-the-mind-of-a-bourbon-fanatic-new-blog-post/

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Northern Border Collection I: Gooderham & Worts Little Trinity 17yr

Part of the Canadian only release Northern Border collection, Goderham & Worts Little Trinity is a 17yr Canadian Whiskey from rye, corn and wheat. Bottled at 45% abv.  Stay tuned to all four of the releases in the coming days.

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Medium amber color. Smooth nose of baked bread, rock candy, stewed baby carrots with butter and brown sugar, and candy corn. Not a huge aroma from the glass. Much less spicy than I was expecting and less “Canadian” from normal Canadian whiskies but maybe that’s because it’s using more corn and wheat than normal.

After open for a while the classic Canadian flavors come out: maple syrup, vanilla, etc… like a Canadian pretending to be American, after a drink or two, the “eh” comes out and can’t be denied. It’s more enjoyable as a Canadian compared to an American imposter.

Enjoyable dram, super easy going down, very little heat. Sweet notes come through on the palate. Moderate oils and tannins, chill filtering removed a lot of them, but there still is enough there to ensure the finish is more than a minute. Finish tapers off without losing the sweet flavors which is nice.

Looks like this was probably aged in all used cooperage given the colors and flavors. It’s enjoyable but not something I would chase down. The CAD price is certainly right at retail, but impossible to get that price in the USA. Probably best to use for trade bait. 89/100.

For a more in depth analysis, check out Mark Bylok’s piece: http://whisky.buzz/blog/gooderham-worts-little-trinity-3-grain-blend-review-not-so-little-on-flavour

http://www.bcliquorstores.com/product/199822

http://www.canadianwhisky.org/reviews/gooderham-worts-little-trinity-17yo.html

http://whiskyanalysis.com/index.php/2017/12/05/gooderham-worts-17-year-old-little-trinity-three-grain/

https://tomoderawhisky.wordpress.com/2017/10/06/northern-border-collection-2017/

2017’s Top 5 Bourbons & Whiskies Under $100

I’m using the secondary prices (which are very close to MSRP for these picks) for this list as nothing bothers me more than someone saying at $89.99 MSRP Sazerac 18 is their favorite bottle under $100.  Get real guys!  The secondary market is here to say and you might as well just get used to it. Also… only two here are actually Bourbons, I have one rum, one rye and one corn whiskey… but who’s really counting?

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Barrell Bourbon is the winner here, although it is the most expensive of this list.  Usually retailing for around $80, they consistently beat out bottles that you can’t touch on the secondary for 2-4x the price.  While they still are priced under $100, stock up. MSRP $80.

Pikesville is my favorite rye under $100.  115 proof, delicious.  Thank you Heaven Hill!  Second year in a row it continues to be available, awesome and affordable.  MSRP $60.

Foursquare Rum 2004 Exceptional Cask Selection… Exceptional Cask Selection Mark III Single Blended Rum aged 11 years in ex-Bourbon casks, distilled in 2004, released in 2015.  It’s full proof, 59%.  Thanks for Fred Minnick for tipping me off to this one.  Yes, it’s not a Bourbon, but it’s aged in ex-Bourbon casks and is just as delicious. Order one today! MSRP $60.

Old Weller Antique 107 Store Pick Non-Chill Filtered.  Make friends with your local liquor store owner.  Beg them to get a bottle of OWA NCF, ask to buy 4 of them when they come in.  Best $35 you can spend.  MSRP $35.

Mellow Corn.  I’m sorry, you may think I’m nuts by putting this on the list, but for $9.99, bottled in bond, again, thank you Heaven Hill.  This is my go-to after I’m three sheets to the wind and shouldn’t be touching the top shelf stuff, because it holds up and still has a good taste. MSRP $9.99.

Honorable mention goes to Old Forester 1920 Prohibition.  It should have been the number five on the list, but I just couldn’t help myself by putting on Mellow Corn instead.

Agree?  Disagree?  Continue the discussion on my Twitter @newbourbondrink or Facebook https://www.facebook.com/newbourbondrinker/

 

https://newbourbondrinker.wordpress.com/2017/04/25/newest-barrell-bourbon-batch-is-a-home-run-011/

https://newbourbondrinker.wordpress.com/2016/08/15/mellow-corn-must-have-for-all-bars/

https://newbourbondrinker.wordpress.com/2017/05/27/old-weller-antique-ninety-9-single-barrel/

https://newbourbondrinker.wordpress.com/2016/01/11/pikesville-rye-2-of-the-year/

https://newbourbondrinker.wordpress.com/2017/12/27/4-new-releases-from-barrell-bourbon/

https://newbourbondrinker.wordpress.com/2017/09/25/barrell-bourbon-lucky-013/

http://www.heavenhill.com  http://www.barrellbourbon.com  https://www.rumsixtysix.comfoursquare-rum-distillery.html/

Northern Border Collection IV: J.P. Wiser’s 35yr

Saving what potentially is the best for last (and definitely the most expensive).

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Very lightly colored, like most whiskies from the north.  The nose is without a doubt Canadian: vanilla extract, maple syrup, rock candy, pecan pie and a touch of allspice.

The taste is awesome and so much bigger than I expected with spices and flavor dominating every part of my mouth.  There is grip and oil and complexity in the mouthfeel; it is everything I hoped aged Canadian whiskey could be, but until this point, wasn’t.  The grip is especially surprising, and the finish builds higher to a crescendo before mellowing into a velvety end.

This is a special whiskey.  The finish is epic, the taste phenomenal, it’s just great.  It’s nothing like any of the Wiser’s I’ve ever had before–quite frankly, they were all pretty disappointing.  This has come out of nowhere and crushed the competition.  Well done Canada!  96.5/100.

For a more in depth review, check out Mark Bylok’s piece: http://whisky.buzz/blog/jp-wisers-aged-35-years-review-not-showing-all-of-its-age

https://www.jpwisers.com/ca/whisky-family/

http://www.canadianwhisky.org/reviews/jp-wisers-35-year-old-50-abv.html

http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/jp-wiser-s-35-yo-canadian-whisky/541318#.Wko6VoVh-Qs