Top 21 Complaints/Arguments/Issues My Wife has with my Bourbon Hobby

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  Today I’m very thankful for my healthy family, my job and my bourbon collection.  My wife is less thankful about my Bourbon hobby and I jotted down the top 21 issues we have… My hope is that this will provide some comfort, laughs and solidarity with those who are going through the same problems.  Everyone likes to know that they aren’t the only ones with these issues… if I forgot any, add them in the comments!  Thank you for reading. (This post was inspired by Subourbia… link at the bottom).

  1. Constantly negotiating how many liquor stores we can stop at when going on family trips or drives to any new area…
  2. Excessive packing material, boxes, popcorn, bubble wrap in my home office, closet, everywhere…
  3. Having to rescue perfectly shaped bourbon shipping boxes from the trash that are former Amazon.com boxes… then see #2
  4. Any errands that I go on my own often take 2-3x longer than normal due to unforeseen liquor store stops…
  5. Most stops only take 2-3 minutes, but every once in a while you hit a honey pot and that can take 20-30 minutes to negotiate with the owner and find all the good stuff, and you can guarantee by the time you get back to the car, both kids are melting down and you have a dozen nasty texts to hurry up…
  6. Having too many bottles in general being accused of being a hoarder, or obsessive, etc…
  7. Empty Glencairn glasses littered around the house on bookshelves, ledges, etc…
  8. Going to restaurants or bars together and me complaining about either having a bad selection or overpricing the good stuff…
  9. I will decline restaurant selections she suggests if the bourbon collection or bad or if they do not do wine corkage for free or at a reasonable price…
  10. She thinks it’s weird that I bring sample bottles or flasks of good stuff to family weddings or events that I know will be lacking on the quality…
  11. Roadies…. she hates that….
  12. Do I even need to mention how much I spend on bottles?  To be fair, 1/2 of it I trade or sell, or at least that’s what I tell her… 🙂
  13. Constantly taking long inhale smells with my nose deep in a Glencairn glass… she thinks it’s silly.
  14. She hates that I display empty bottles… I mean, can anyone actually recycle their old BTAC bottles?  I can’t.
  15. Whenever her brother comes over, it automatically becomes a Bourbon tasting event with at least ten Glencairn glasses…
  16. Late at night packing bottles to ship makes a lot of noise with the tape gun… lots of shushing around that one…
  17. My home office basically looks like a liquor store or bar… but a REALLY good bar!  Jack Rose is what I’m striving for here…
  18. She hates listening to any podcast related to liquor… sorry #ThePodcask #TheWhiskeyTopic #DadsDrinkingBourbon #BourbonPursuit #WhiskeyCast #WineEnthusiast #VinePair#BeastMastersClub #GuildSomm #VinePair
  19. Lots of furniture has tiny stains from drops of spilled cask strength whiskey that wasn’t cleaned up in time…
  20. (This is more for co-workers) I always need to get the airport a little early for international flights because I’m the only one checking a bag…. you’d be amazed how much good stuff you can get in Toronto if you know the right people… be sure to pack them well!!
  21. She still thinks it all smells like rubbing alcohol and prefers a nice Sancerre…

http://subourbia.com/inside-the-mind-of-a-bourbon-fanatic-new-blog-post/

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I love Parker’s Heritage Collection. I don’t like this release though…

Parker’s Heritage Collection 12th Edition Barrel Finished Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Finished in Orange Curacao Barrels.  55% alcohol, 110 proof.

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I love Parker’s Heritage Collection… I love that part of it goes to charity, and I love how it’s always different each year.  Last year’s 11yr single barrel was one of my favorite of the year.  The 24yr was another favorite of mine. I wasn’t a fan of the 8yr malt, but I’m not really a malt guy.  I was looking forward to this one as well.

The bottle always looks great, and the copper color is so inviting.

When I first opened the bottle I got smacked in the face with Orange Curacao… that was the only note.  I had to wait a while for it to drift off, but it never really did.  In the background I got notes of licorice, peach pie, and other deeper flavors of orange: candied orange peel, baked orange peel, dried orange peel… you get the idea.

The mouthfeel is initially decent with oils and tannins adding complexity, but the orange flavor takes over and although the finish is decently long, it is mildly bitter and orangey.

This is not my favorite and I don’t think I will be buying any more bottles for the bunker on this one.  I did wait a while to write this review hoping that the Bourbon would evolve after exposure to air, but after a week or two it hasn’t… in fact I think it got worse.  It’s possible that after a few months it will, and if it does, I will write an update to this post.  Although this MSRPs for under $100, I paid $170 on secondary for it.  When it first came out people were asking $250 or more, seemed like $200 was the trade point for a while, and now it’s under $200 and heading lower.  I wouldn’t be surprised if this goes for $125 by Thanksgiving.  If you really like orange flavor, maybe try 4 parts ECBP and 1 part Orange Curacao… I may try that later tonight…  78/100

PS… I recommend buying a sample before opening your bottle if you have the opportunity… check out bottle-spot.com to see if anyone is listing them.