Top 21 Complaints/Arguments/Issues My Wife has with my Bourbon Hobby

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!  Today I’m very thankful for my healthy family, my job and my bourbon collection.  My wife is less thankful about my Bourbon hobby and I jotted down the top 21 issues we have… My hope is that this will provide some comfort, laughs and solidarity with those who are going through the same problems.  Everyone likes to know that they aren’t the only ones with these issues… if I forgot any, add them in the comments!  Thank you for reading. (This post was inspired by Subourbia… link at the bottom).

  1. Constantly negotiating how many liquor stores we can stop at when going on family trips or drives to any new area…
  2. Excessive packing material, boxes, popcorn, bubble wrap in my home office, closet, everywhere…
  3. Having to rescue perfectly shaped bourbon shipping boxes from the trash that are former Amazon.com boxes… then see #2
  4. Any errands that I go on my own often take 2-3x longer than normal due to unforeseen liquor store stops…
  5. Most stops only take 2-3 minutes, but every once in a while you hit a honey pot and that can take 20-30 minutes to negotiate with the owner and find all the good stuff, and you can guarantee by the time you get back to the car, both kids are melting down and you have a dozen nasty texts to hurry up…
  6. Having too many bottles in general being accused of being a hoarder, or obsessive, etc…
  7. Empty Glencairn glasses littered around the house on bookshelves, ledges, etc…
  8. Going to restaurants or bars together and me complaining about either having a bad selection or overpricing the good stuff…
  9. I will decline restaurant selections she suggests if the bourbon collection or bad or if they do not do wine corkage for free or at a reasonable price…
  10. She thinks it’s weird that I bring sample bottles or flasks of good stuff to family weddings or events that I know will be lacking on the quality…
  11. Roadies…. she hates that….
  12. Do I even need to mention how much I spend on bottles?  To be fair, 1/2 of it I trade or sell, or at least that’s what I tell her… 🙂
  13. Constantly taking long inhale smells with my nose deep in a Glencairn glass… she thinks it’s silly.
  14. She hates that I display empty bottles… I mean, can anyone actually recycle their old BTAC bottles?  I can’t.
  15. Whenever her brother comes over, it automatically becomes a Bourbon tasting event with at least ten Glencairn glasses…
  16. Late at night packing bottles to ship makes a lot of noise with the tape gun… lots of shushing around that one…
  17. My home office basically looks like a liquor store or bar… but a REALLY good bar!  Jack Rose is what I’m striving for here…
  18. She hates listening to any podcast related to liquor… sorry #ThePodcask #TheWhiskeyTopic #DadsDrinkingBourbon #BourbonPursuit #WhiskeyCast #WineEnthusiast #VinePair#BeastMastersClub #GuildSomm #VinePair
  19. Lots of furniture has tiny stains from drops of spilled cask strength whiskey that wasn’t cleaned up in time…
  20. (This is more for co-workers) I always need to get the airport a little early for international flights because I’m the only one checking a bag…. you’d be amazed how much good stuff you can get in Toronto if you know the right people… be sure to pack them well!!
  21. She still thinks it all smells like rubbing alcohol and prefers a nice Sancerre…

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Jack Rose: Final Tasting of the Night: Noah’s Mill

Vintage Noah’s Mill
Drunk at this point and the uber is almost here. Great nose. Good mouthfeel. Not like the current NM. Finish is solid. 92/100.

And I’m out. Thanks Jack Rose! Brittany you have been great. Charlie is the bomb. Bill is amazing. Thanks!!

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Jack Rose: Old Fitzgerald BIB Stitzel Weller

Old Fitzgerald BIB Stitzel Weller:
Golden hue–just like expected. Baking spices, vanilla, heat is more than expected, creme brûlée and graham crackers.  If you were expecting me to orgasm at this point, unfortunately, you will be disappointed. The mouthfeel is good but nothing special. The taste is good, but again, not life altering. It’s solid but to be honest the finish very quickly turns bitter and isn’t that exciting. It’s similar to the Old Crow dusty in terms of enjoyment. The difference is the mouthfeel is slightly better but the bitterness on the finish is significantly worse. There is no Fucking way these bottles are worth even remotely close to what they go on the secondary market. I’m torn on how to rate this. If price was not a factor I would rate it two points lower than the dusty Old Crow, but my system takes price into account. 84/100.

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Jack Rose: Turkeys & A Crow

Wild Turkey Master’s Keep 17yr 86.8 proof:
Lighter color than I expected for an older bourbon. Necco wafers, cinnamon toast, bricks and fresh brownies on the nose. The taste is very smooth, but not in a good way. It’s too smooth. It’s almost boring how smooth it is. Chill filtered to the max, the mouthfeel is boring; why do people bottle whiskeys so low?? The finish is moderate. Disappointing and not worth the price. 85/100.

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Old Crown 1970s 80 proof sour mash:
Light golden brown color. Huge vanilla and baking spices on the nose. Reminds me a little bit, in a good way, of really old Canadian Clubs. Mouthfeel is ok given the low proof. Heat is basically nonexistent. The flavor is lovely with baking spices and pound cake but does finish in a slightly bitter way. Really exciting to try this one, especially given how low the price ($10 a pour). 90/100.

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Wild Turkey Diamond Anniversary 91 Proof

I feel like a bad person. I want to like Wild Turkey. I’ve met the Russel’s at tastings. They are great people. Why don’t I like their whiskies?  Maybe this will be the change.  Light golden straw. Light heat, muted caramel nose. Again, easy to drink, but not in a good way. I hate to say this but it’s boring!!! Sorry guys, it’s just not exiting. The mouthfeel is lame and the finish is short. And it is expensive!! 84/100

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Jack Rose: Barrell Bourbon Single Barrel

Barrell Bourbon single barrel 7B24 9yrs bottle #4:
Golden hue. Big nose, nutty, Reese’s peanut butter cups, graham crackers, marshmallows and Twix. 130.64 proof and the mouthfeel is great. Heat is contained. Flavor is explosive. Amazing bourbon. Not quite to the level of the Willett 23yr but a fraction of the cost. 96/100.

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Jack Rose 4: Evan Williams Ceramic Barrel Proof

Evan Williams Barrel Proof Bourbon Whiskey ceramic jug 62.5%:
Dark golden color.  Caramel and campfire and graham crackers on the nose. Really nice spicy taste, I wonder if this is high rye? The mouthfeel is ok, probably chill filtered. The finish goes on for a while, with moderate high heat. Enjoyable dram, but doesn’t improve with air.  90/100

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Jack Rose 3: Willett side by side

Willett 23yr Bourbon B78 black wax capsule 136.2 proof:
Dark golden hue. Big nose,  but not up the middle, it surrounds and envelopes with charcoal, French toast, butter and s’mores. Wow. This is what bourbon is supposed to taste like. It’s huge, but not too hot given the proof.  The mouthfeel is awesome, clearly not chill filtered. The finish just goes on and on. This is a three minute+ bourbon. All the flavors from the nose are on the palate and they don’t dissipate at all. If this was all I could drink for the rest of my life I would be ok with that. 97.5/100.  This was a charity bottle for the Bourbon Bonanza Benefit 2016. Bottle number 23/109.

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Willett 24yr bourbon 121 proof Barrel No. 9956:
Nice dark golden color.  Nose is closed with hints of baking spices in the background. Great mouthfeel right off the bat, but the flavor isn’t following through. It’s enjoyable but it’s a shame I tried the B79 first, because this has more wood and tannins and just not as interesting. It’s still solid though–I’m not pouring it out. 92/100

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